The Cosmic Arrow

Legends tell taht a perfectly placed cosmic arrow could vanquish the dark nebula creature/being once and for all but this could only be achieved by the chosen one, naturally. It is described as a large purple and cool arrow with purple flames coming off it. The main bit is elven wood but the spikey part at the top is made of cosmic steel which is difficult to obtain as it can only be retrived from meteorites using cosmic materials that can only be crafted from materials found on asteroids. It is a lenghty and expensive process that NASA has reportedly already spent up to $300 on, taht is enough to purchase an incredible 111 twinkies, if you go for the big twin packs that is

One Oxford scholar suggested a cosmic arrow would take up to 3,000 man hours to produce due to the high density of cosmic steel being difficult to shape with mere mortal human technology/and or tools, however in 2008 scientists proved that this could be achieved in less than 15 man hours using state of the art laser beam technology. Usually science is lame and gay but laser beams and saving the universe? what's s cooler than that? i ask?. Scientists are working on cutting down the man hours to as low as 8 or even possibly as low as 7 man hours. The less man hours the more man time to save the world!