Lewis Rowett

Lewis Rowett is the most recent being to claim to be the chosen one. He came forward claiming to have visions in the year 2016, however he was widely ignored. His descriptions of The Dark nebula were inconsistent with what has previously been widely accepted, he claimed the being took the form of a small cat, which is stupid because thats not even cool so why would it do that? Rowett claimed the cat creature had quote "scary purple eyes" and that he "seen it come out a mysterious ship, a SPACESHIP no less". After emerging from the ship it allegedly "fired rice-like pellets". Roweet claims he is the chosen one as the creature visited him and also because he threw some rocks in its direction which scared it off, he also loves "White Chicks" (2004). He is also quoted as saying "I watch cool youtube videos that are slideshows of gun pngs with green day Instrumental playing in the background on the school computers and I can name each gun in it".

He goes by some alternate names such as "Davey Pinkeye", a nickname given to him by school yard chums as well as "The Chicago Grinder". He is notable for his trademark catchphrase "Let's let Lady Luck decide", he claims he created the lady luck idiom. He is also known for hid vast collection of posters of Princess Zelda from the famous "Legend of Zelda" video game franchise. Despite being an actual witch his weakness is the phrase "Skate culture" which offends him on such a level that he begins hyperventilating and clutching his chest. He likes to present himself as manly and quote "grown up" even claiming that he does not need tucking in when he goes to sleep, however later reports wehre published proving that he does in fact require tucking in. He utilises a magic flute to summon his so called "boys" who are described as short sickly pale green creatures that emerge froim his wardrobe to tuck him in and give him a kiss and cuddle,.

He refuses to comment on the infamous "Orlando International Airport Incident".